by Krispykactus June 2, 2023
Get the foul ellmug. A person who does or says the most grimiest ass shit behind her friend(s) or family member(s) back and still smile in their face like nothing happened..
That foul-ass bitch sleeping with your baby daddy and coming over your house smiling in your face like nothings going on
by Goldielock08 January 13, 2022
Get the Foul-ass Bitchmug. To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018
Get the Foul Hookmug. A person makes a boo boo, big bad also known as major maximo fuckadoo shitstorm. They are caused by the rankest of shit winds from the shitty valley in shit city (also known as "shitty city".
Example: a bitch lets a piece of shit right as you pull out to drain your brain on her fence and then giggles. "
Example: a bitch lets a piece of shit right as you pull out to drain your brain on her fence and then giggles. "
Damn son that bitch is foul!" Your bro says as you fist bump and switch around to let him throw his hotdog down the hallway. **exception: this only pertains to dragons, butterfaces, or general ragged hags. If shes up to a 8 or better you keep that ho to yourself
by Pseudocyanide May 31, 2022
Get the Foulmug. An April Fools’ Day prank occurring some other time of the year than on April 1st.
Generally considered poor form.
Generally considered poor form.
by ShadowDx64 March 31, 2023
Get the April Foul’s Daymug. "Foul King’s humor is subtle and dry for the most part, and it occasionally lapses into absurdity to great effect."
by badshogun December 10, 2009
Get the Foul Kingmug. If you're come in from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
Get the Technical Foulmug.