fapping

See fap.

by Diablos November 11, 2002

Alt-fapping

Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.

oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.

by J45P31NL December 2, 2010

fappie

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.

*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"

by GP17 February 28, 2008

fappita

An onomatopoeitic word for *furious* masturbation.

Fappita-fappita-fappita-fappita-fappita...

by Facelift April 10, 2005

fapoop

to sit on your toilet while tkaing a dump and jerkin off

i snuk in the bathroom and mulit tasked by fapooping, i jacked off and popped!

by gunitisa djklasjd June 28, 2007

fappetite

The inexplicable hunger for a sandwich and a very large drink after you finish fapping.

After finishing up his session, Alex's fappetite had to be extinguished.

by Dubblix November 18, 2009

fabophilia

characterized by being in love with all things fabulous.

Fabulous: Burberry, beautiful women, European men, jet-setting, wine tasting, French New Wave, catamarans and yachts, all things quaint or quintessential
Not fabulous: body oder, knock-offs, American culture, obesity, fast food that doesn't involve a humus or cheese plate and a bottle of Pinot Noir

A: "Is he a homosexual?"
B: "It's not that Sean is gay or straight, its that he's in love with all things that are fabulous."
A: "Fabophilia?"
B: "Exactly. He prefers wearing designer labels, driving the mercedes, and hates eating non-organic foods."

by Dop.l.gang May 10, 2009