twin falls

One of the shittiest towns in the world. Full of people who say i dont care what other people think of me, but they really only care about what others think of them. Mostly white people and the town is almost small enough that everyone knows everyone. Home to one of the greatest junior colleges in america. CSI. a town where money can buy anything, and if u not rich or hansome u cant play sports no matter how athletic you are. A place where dreams are crushed because someone knows someone else, and a fair chance is never given. Considered a big town, but there is nothing to do but drink and get high. And sadly for a town this size the girls are anything but attractive.

Boy: i hate this town
Girl: well atleast you dont live in Twin Falls
Boy: That's very true, that place is shitty
Girl: I know

by Jordan Gentry June 18, 2008

Niagara Falls

This only applies to the NY side. A crappy city in Western New York that lost half its population between 1970 and now. A place of high crime, dead celebrities, abandoned houses, and corrupt politicians. Basically, everything here is good until the government takes interest in it. The last mayor of Niagara Falls (speaking of which, they haven't re-elected a mayor in about 25 years) was just indicted. The main attractions on our side of the gorge are: abandoned factories, smelly toxic waste dumps, and Indian restaurants. Niagara Falls, Ontario is the opposite. Niagara Falls' nickname is no longer "The Honeymoon Capital of the World", it is now "Dyster's Dystopia", named for our mayor who will likely be the fifth one-term mayor of Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls, Ontario is the opposite.

If hell is like Niagara Falls, I will be a good little boy for the rest of my life.

by Ex-Niagarian April 12, 2011

Columbia Falls

A place to get sexually transmited diseases everywhere you go. Also known as Clamidya Falls.

Dude I just got back from columbia falls

How many std's you got man.

by breakthebank July 11, 2012

twin falls

the best place on earth to grow a pair of balls. twin falls will kick your ass. just stay away from the local passtime, meth.

amel: dude, we gotta leave twin falls for good
ryan: its too late, theres no hope
amel: there is always hope!

by dalton ogden March 4, 2009

granite falls

city in the Seattle metro area.

Crystal Method capitol of the Pacific Northwest

"hey anyone know where Tommy gets his meth?"

"yeah man, Granite Falls"

by A_n_o_n_Y_MO-US December 17, 2007

Bedford Falls

A fictional Christmassy town somewhere in upstate New York, featured in a 1946 film It's a Wonderful Life. A character named George Bailey became a slacker and never left that town. The angels showed George that Bedford Falls becomes Pottersville if his rival Henry Potter took over and is filled with nightclubs, pawn shops and sluts.

George, don't be a slacker or you'll never get out of Bedford Falls!

by kwamef January 11, 2012

Mahopac Falls

Mahopac Falls is just a small part of Mahopac, New York. It's pretty trashy part, but most of Mahopac is. Only certain areas were the Snobs live. Mahopac Falls also has named its Kindergarten after it. The kindergarten use to be Elementary school but now its known as the Falls School because it is the only school in Mahopac Falls

Hey, Dude, lets go hang out at the Falls school.

Mahopac Falls is so Gaaaaay, its like, only like, 5 miles all around!!!!! Why even have it?!

by Bob Bobertonnnnnnnnnnnnnn June 30, 2012