eve online

A nice attempt at a Space themed MMORPG which was going well until it was discovered that the most of the developers were members of the most powerful clan (Band Of Brothers) and were helping them with inside knowledge to give them the upper hand.

Poor graphics, boring point and click interface (you can't actually manually fly the ships in combat) and hours of grinding needed to actually get anywhere.

Players fall into 4 broad categories

1- Hardcore - Spend all their time at their keyboards picking on newbies, sunlight will kill these people if they ever step outside

2- Farmers- Clans that mine repetively to sell ingame money online for real money

3- Drama queens - Like Voogru, who act as quasi-game police hunting farmers (because they desperately want to be admins but no amount of their kissing CCP's arse ever helps)

4- Triallers - those who play the 2 week free trial and realise what epic fail it is and do something more productive with their time

All in all, absolute fail, a game that desperately wishes it was Elite (an old Atari ST,Amiga game) online, played long term by sad lonely people whom one day will wake up and realise it is all just a load of pixels and what have I done with my life?

add to that the no-none can ever be certain that the developers are still cheating makes for a game best avoided.

prima "OMG Eve online is awesome"

secunda "but developers play this and cheat"

prima "OMG UR so gay, EVE is the shit"

secunda "LOL irony"

eve online by Were all Doomed July 11, 2007

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Eve's apple

The larynxes located within the female throat known as an "adams apple" for males.

"She opened her mouth and started nagging at me, I tried to ignore it though. She couldn't help it that she was a women and born with an Eve's apple"

The Eve's apple releases endorphins and serotonin into the blood stream and once they come into contact with the hormone estrogen, it creates a negative chemical reaction, causing women to become what we know today a raving bitch.

They also cause men to believe them and participate in whatever unholy activity the women is involved in.

1. "She opened her mouth and started nagging at me, i tried to ignore it though. She couldn't help it that she was a women and born with an Eve's apple"

2. She always made high sells with her male customers than I did. Its because she had an Eve's apple to make men believe whatever she said.

Eve's apple by Addam A June 20, 2010

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Eve L.

A Character created by David & Goliath. Part of the series including : Todd(boys are smelly),Bonita Style, Goodbye Kitty,Jack the nerd.

Eve L. doesnt play well with others, i heard she cut up her teddy bear and put it together again.

Eve L. by Evelynsonly January 25, 2009

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eve empowerment

The Empowerment of Women.
The gradual emancipation of women from the patriarchal mindset, belief system, and behavior in the six dimensions of patriarchy.

Higher education, employment of women, and creation of nuclear of families is positively associated with high eve empowerment.

eve empowerment by charlie's girl007 May 23, 2018