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elder god heavy

a pedophile loser fat fuck cuck who spends his life cheating in a dead ass game
"I AM THE SPECTRE I AM ELDER GOD HEAVY"
"shut the fuck up fat pedo cunt"
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club elder

Two references to how "club elder" can be used.

Negative Reference:

An individual past the age of 50 whom goes to nightclubs only to flirt with younger women or men. The individual has no ties with the venue or promotional event. Nor are they regulars at the venues he/she goes to.

Positive Reference:

An individual past the age of 50 that has become socially popular by face, a local celebrity, openly accepted at certain nightclubs due to a good past history with the venue(s) and regulars.
Negative: "I had a club elder buy me a drink and try to convince me to sleep with him. He was as old as my dad."

Positive: "The club elder has seen so much behind these doors. He can tell you when a certain track rocked the dance floors and when...."
by hello_sexy_face February 5, 2010
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elder god

they are watching you! Their cults were drowned long before the flood, but they still have powers beyomd your comprehension! Tread lightly in their derelict temples!
by ruperto March 23, 2004
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edders

Edders is a depressed homosexual that really annoys everyone. He drinks like a fish and takes lots of prozac
it means a lot to me
by alex August 3, 2004
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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.
by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004
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eldersit

to babysit for someone who is elderly.

Stems form the idea that caring for babies and the elderly require similar things- soft food, diapers, soothing talk and the occasional need to reassure them when they get fussy.
had to eldersit for Grandpa the other weekend. I fed him strained peas and carrots.
by Wordsmiths January 30, 2007
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elder jail

the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!

being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.

-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)

-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!

grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.

joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
by michael foolsley July 26, 2012
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