early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to masturbate early and often!

by eda-skip June 25, 2022

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, untalented rapper and end up being a rich and famous shitty, untalented rapper.

by rock fan October 15, 2003

Early As Balls

Waking up or around 0300.

I had to wake up early as balls to sneak out of this girls apartment before she woke up.

by WoogieMonster August 14, 2011

Early Early

A time so early that it is almost too early to know what time it is.

I gotta get up early early tomorrow morning...

by NRMA May 31, 2018

earlyly

a long time ago

Earlyly, she was crying for her mother.

by 8r8kdancer November 6, 2019

Early Shirley

Noun. A girl that cums too fast.

Boy howdy, Anita Peters sure was an Early Shirley last night.

by xylophone dan March 5, 2020

Early Cummer

A guy who get to the orgasm so fast

1.- Jim: I'm cumming

Nadia: Now?, i'm only blowjobing you... what a "Early Cummer"

2.- Alex: I'm Cumming

Alexia: Whaaaaaat? but we just started, you damn Early Cummer

by Donald Cock June 26, 2010