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EA is a name for a girl who has bad anxiety, but is really sweet. She is lesbian so she doesn't like guys and only likes a trans dude named Rye. She is really good at cross country but hates track because she is crazy. she plays the em o-sax but thinks it is called the bass clarinet. She kinda thinks she crazy and hyper but is actually just giving off midget energy. she looks like a tall person but is somehow short. she loves Donald trump. Oh, I forgot... she... has... a... penis...!
Bro, why is that girl aggressively reading a book at us???"
"Because hers names ea and she thinks your gay"
by omniurmom March 25, 2022
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Ea

Sexy and beautiful girl. She is a sporty and a active girl. She is funny and awesome.
She is beautiful
by Hei på deg din sei October 9, 2018
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EA SPORTS

A COMPANY THAT CARES MORE ABOUT THE MONEY THAN THE GAME AND IS STRICTLY PAY TO WIN.
DONT BE AN EA SPORTS OR I WILL HATE U.
by Lakoto January 26, 2021
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EA

EA (also known by their full, unabbreviated name Electronic Arts), is the second most largest gaming company (by revenue, that is), just behind Activision Blizzard. They own trademark rights to many games like Star Wars and Plants vs Zombies (remember that game? lmao). They've been criticized for their stupid DLC and meaningless transactions in their games, and also basically rereleasing games over and over. Plus they're unfinished.

TL;DR: EA is Atari but greedy and hates others.
Ron: Oh cool, it's a Star Wars game! It's called "Star Wars Squadrons".
Jon: DON'T FUCKING BUY IT.
Ron: Why?
Jon: Because... it's made.. by EA..
Ron: D:
by Eshooples January 14, 2021
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EAS Fetish

When you aggressively jizz on your NOAA weather alert radios
my EAS friend has EAS Fetish and sticks his weewee in the dc jack of a ER210
by bigppdaddy69 March 26, 2024
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eas system

Eas system going off, idk if it's just cooking or real evacuation...?
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EAS

I’ve been EAS for since Monday
by Thetrickel March 31, 2023
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