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Elmwood Park

where there is a new experience everyday. people are dropping out of school becoming pot heads, and the pot heads are gettin strait and going to college. people are being held hostage in hotels and elementry schools because there is a guy running around w. a gun. the wrestling coach looks like a rocker jesus. and athletes are its future. freshmen are playing and starting on varisty sports.the football team hasnt won a game in the psat 4 years.the basketball teams made it all the way to states. freshmen girls are on birth control..seniors are gettin married. everyone is known for something. being smart, a slut, a jock, a younger sibling of someone. skaters are invading the town.
elmwood park..its a cracked up town
by yezzie July 20, 2006
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Elmira

A small town located in "Upstate" New York. It was the vaction town of Mark Twain, the home of Eileen Collins, Ernie Davis, Geoff Bodine, Tommy Hilfigure, John W. Jones, Brian Williams, and Judge Pierro.

It is not a bad town, some say it is. Elmira College located in downtown Elmira was the first women's college in the Country. It does contain bad (ghetto) parts such as the Elmira Southside, and the rich parts such as West Elmira. Other than that its a pretty clean town.

Elmira was not that bad in the day, it mainly is dirty now due to NYS Welfare Program. Currently the town is trying to ger cleaned up and will raise taxes making it harder for others to live there.

Elmira has been mentioned in TV shows such as Law & Order: SVU talking about The Elmira Correctional Facility.
Elmira is a very small town.
by ash_marie123 April 25, 2011
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elmophilia

The term "elmophilia" denotes the fondness, esp. the abnormal love, for the Sesame Street character "Elmo", and is displayed primarily by people who insist on referring to themselves in the third person. These people are often referred to as "elmophiliacs".

One notable elmophiliac is DarkAries.
DarkAries: "Okay. First off, you're wrong, but Aries is not going to call you a bad person because of it, because it's not going to do any good to anybody."

Person#2: "Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?"

Person#3: "He is a split personality. One half thinks the other half types. I used to be the same way but then I had the operation."

Person#4: "It appears that DarkAries suffers from elmophilia."
by EgoTrips International February 11, 2007
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Elmer's Bitches

When Elmer's Bitches travel to bitch to him their problems, but of course he gives no fuck, about it. Elmer's bitches are high class, and do not accept anything below Elmer's Range of amazingness. Elmer's bitches plus one are at least 5 high class awesome bitches, plus one average chick/bitch in to which Elmer entrusts his belongings and entrusts her with other bitches problems. Elmer is the pimp daddy of all pimps! Elmer's bitches must pay a fee to bitch to him, or be bitches by him. If you wish to be Elmer's bitch you must take a class on bitching. All bitches now may rise! Elmer's bitches are 10's
Yo!, Dawg you see Elmer's bitches anywhere. Tis the time for their annual bitch-fest

Yo Elmer dem bitches be 10's and all over you, show me your secret!

Elmer's bitch please!
by WordCover December 29, 2011
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elmers glue

the most powerful adhesive on the market, applicable to any substance and will create an instant bond. Elmers glue is the most powerful adhesive on the market due to its composition of 100% bull sperm.
Coby: Man i cant seem to bond my kitten calendar to my wall, it won't stay up there...
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.
by Scoopy J January 4, 2012
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Elmeran

A really handsome man with a large honka ponka
Ayo, have you seen The Big Elmeran
by Kallamigpappa May 25, 2021
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ElmoPog

ElmoPog is the master of minehut #General chat, he can always be summoned by using :elmosworld:
Hey look! A wild ElmoPog appeared :O
by ElmoPog June 24, 2021
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