Drink responsibly

ayo fuck whoever said this dumbass shit its way more fun to get shit faced and throw up then go home a little bit tipsy

P1: Make sure to drink responsibly Josh
P2: Fuck that, fuck you

Drink responsibly by YoMommaCrackDealer February 18, 2021

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drink stand

A woman's rear functions as a drink stand, for when a man does her from behind and she reaches way over and grabs her toes, the ass forms a perfect cup-holder. Combining sex and furniture, the woman can function no better. Anything from beer bottles to fine spirits will balance on this perfect stand.

Coming home from a hard day at the office, there's nothing better than a nice glass of Scotch, close at hand on my woman's drink stand.

drink stand by IoTorilla October 12, 2009

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drink from the wallet

The act of consuming alcohol that has been in touch with your mate's ballsack

Hey bro, it's madness. I just saw Laurits drink from the wallet. Bro, it's hysteric. Bro.

drink from the wallet by Calum McWalletson January 29, 2016

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drink it bottom up

It means to chug a drink (most likely alcoholic) until the glass's bottom is facing skyward

Drink it bottom up to tell how strong you really are!

drink it bottom up by PenPoint6 May 24, 2016

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Drink Bleach

the best way to tell someone to kill themself, and to end a roast badassly

"Shut up you stupid hoe!!"
"Why dont you do the whole world a favor and drink bleach*walks away*

Drink Bleach by JJ413 October 16, 2016

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drink my puke

another way of saying 'go fuck yourself' while indicating the individual might be 'making you sick' as well!!

lick my flabby ass after i shit bitch!! DRINK MY PUKE!!

you can DRINK MY PUKE!! you piece of shit!!

drink my puke by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

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Drink-Drive Challenge

The challenge of doing 10 vodka shots at the end of the night whilst designated driver, and getting home before the alcohol kicks in.

Guy 1: What you got those shot glasses lined up for mate?

Guy 2: Drink-Drive Challenge mate.

Guy 1: Why not, it's Christmas after all.

Drink-Drive Challenge by TheBald January 1, 2011

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