spa'doink

While getting blumpkins! The sound your shit makes right before you cum and it is hitting the water.

Henry was getting blumpkins and i heard shit hitting the water. I knew then that it was spa'doink to the max.

by masta spa'doink 123 January 3, 2009

doings

Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.

Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

Doink

Doinking ranges from hooking up to having sex. It's a slightly more appropriate word to say in some situations.

Did Bobby and Jill just doink or are they just friends only?

by tearsintherain January 17, 2009

Doink

A phrase meaning cock.

Ant 'hey guys, suck my doink'

by Face of Rochdale February 11, 2017

mixed drinks

possibly the um...coolest thing ever. i think yes

me and my homek are gonna get us some mixed drinks wen we club it up in MEXICO heck yes

by douche#! November 18, 2004

doink

an extraordinarily stupid person

what a doink

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

doinky

A derivation of "doink" used to describe things that are bad, dumb, or just plain doinky.

That movie was so doinky that we left the theater half way through it.

by doinkies February 23, 2004