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Social Distancing

The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.
I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”
by Pialinist June 10, 2020
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long distance relationship

Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.
Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.

Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.

Dude 1: I like your style.
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
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creaming for distance

The act of ejaculating over a considerable distance.
Guy 1: Hey tony, I was creaming for distance yesterday and I got 2 feet!

Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.
by the original creamter June 28, 2006
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Social Distancing

Person 1: wanna go for a walk?
Person 2: i thought we were social distancing
Person1: so?
by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020
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distancing

the (often long & torturous) process of breaking up a relationship.
my husband and i are slowly distancing from each other.
i kept the house and he has a separate apartment. the kids sleep over at his apartment every other weekend, and he takes them to school that Monday. we still go to parent-teacher meetings together, sometimes he picks them up from school if i am busy at work. he is paying the mortgage - i pay the utilities. we haven't started dating other people yet, but we have talked about how to handle it with the kids. we stopped sleeping together. the kids are adjusting OK - the dog seems the most confused.
by kip seeks September 14, 2010
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Long Distance Realationship

The beginning of a very long break up.
"Caleb is leaving for college, him and Joy are planning on having a long distance realationship"
by joynessrocks August 10, 2009
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disconcerned

The safety of the ocean is the oil company's primary concern.

BP seems "disconcerned" about the Gulf oil spill and the catastrophic results of their negligence.
by seize BP June 9, 2010
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