disasterized

1. to ruin, maim, and/or explode

"That girl just disasterized my plans to move in on her boyfriend."

by Kim F July 16, 2005

disaster boner

The excitement caused by witnessing something that is actually terrible

I got a total disaster boner from seeing the most fantastic car wreck on the way to work.

Did you see that hospital blown away by that tornado?
Yeah, totally gave me a disaster boner

by yaboytofu November 11, 2015

Disaster Moon

means South Korea President Moon Jae In

"Ughhhh Disaster Moon always makes me sick. All he does is speak on behalf of Kim Jong Un."
"What a spokesman!"
"On top of that, he's a total commie. Read his books he wrote."

by ㅅㅇddddfsfWWW June 7, 2020

Disasterocks

A cool ginger guy who uses the internet. Most people see him as an idiot, yet he is one of the hottest guys in your area.

Wow! He's just like disasterocks!

by MucusLukas December 18, 2022

disastrophe

a cross between a disaster & a catastrophe. The ultimate wreck!

Don't come in! My place is a total disastrophe! Or that drunk chick is a mess! She's a disastrophe waiting to happen!

by chocolate chick76 October 30, 2009

dishwasher queen

A woman who has high standards with regard to how a dishwasher is loaded. If the dishes are not loaded to her liking, she will say "Off with your head!"

Oh Dishwasher Queen, are these dishes loaded to your liking? They are not! You see, the bowls must face the center and be arranged from largest to smallest for the most efficient washing! Off with your head!

by sandman1979 May 6, 2018

dishwasher

a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to

Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.

You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you

by Billiam Beaver June 7, 2018