Diabeto

A obese, pale diabetic person who rages at everything and anything. Not liked by many.

Man: Did you see that diabeto at McDonald's? He ordered 3 big macs and a large fry.
Man 2: Yeah, he was a fat bastard!

by Would you Kindly? October 13, 2011

Disbehave

There is no fucking word as disbehave idiot!

It's fucking misbehave, not disbehave

by Potterhead28 February 21, 2019

racial disability

An otherwise healthy person who suffers the consequences of their race.

That bum isn't handicapped. The only thing he suffers from is a racial disability.

by TXMAC February 5, 2007

Diabete your Meat

When a diabetic masturbates. Can be both genders, and may include the use of needles.

Devan - "Jj, you can't Diabete your Meat right now."
Jj - "But their penises are touching!"

by Henry Jenkins III August 22, 2011

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

Diabetes in a Box

Kryspy Kreme Donuts. As Sydney Airport has a Kryspy Kreme shop in the terminal, they've become the city's major export as people enjoy purchasing them and eating them on their flight. Also refers to any other sugar-loaded or diabetes-inducing snack in a box.

"Whoohoo, I picked up these sugar-loaded Kryspy Kreme's just before we had to board!"
"You feeling proud you bought diabetes in a box?"

by Over the Hll April 10, 2008

disawestomer

A description of results that are both awesome and disastrous that may or may not follow unenlightened premeditated decisions.

Joe: What're you doing with that horse?

Barry: Oh, I had this idea to feed it oats soaked in Everclear and then go for a ride around town.

Joe: Shit, man... that sounds like a recipe for disawestomer.

Barry: I know right?

by Brius May 7, 2011