Dickorexia

Nervous loss of one's sex drive. Unable to perform in bed.

I got this big hard cock her but my wife doesn't want to ride it, because she hade dickorexia.

by Pookiebarr October 4, 2010

dankoo

A cute/weird way of saying thank you.

Here, I got you a sandwich

DANKOO!

by chickkenstickk November 27, 2015

Dickorate

To decorate a person, place, or thing with various dick paraphernalia or drawings.

Chad's passed out, lets dickorate his face, bro!

by Joey, The Dickorator December 18, 2015

diekon

a person who is a big gay. hugely gay. had sex with a cow once while trying to tip it

that diekon is a huge gay fag.

by Eric August 28, 2004

Dickochet

A dickochet is a situation whereby a man intends to have sex with someone, only to end up having sex with someone else, most often a friend of the intended sex partner.

"I really wanted to fuck Lizzie but it turns out that she has a boyfriend so I fucked her friend instead. I gave her a fake phone number... what a dickochet!"

by Guitarkus January 30, 2008

Dickoplata

The act of submitting one's penis with the infamous ju jitsu technique known as "omoplata". This is also comedian and UFC commentator Joe Rogan's favorite sexual position.

Kage: demonstrates the omoplata This is a ju jitsu move!

Chochie: takes off clothes I'm going to try it on you now.

Kage: That's not my arm....

Joe Rogan: yelling through the window She is going for the dickoplata!

by kagefightteam August 3, 2009

dickopoly

Attack made wit many dicks, preferably in a hole

Oh Shit Man! Sammy Just Got A Dickopoly Up The Ass,I Think He Liked It

by Tha Supa Stud July 29, 2003