Diamond in a Donkey's Ass

Meaning something very pretty and rare surrounded by something horrible and ugly.

A very classy and beautiful woman spending the night in a roach motel would say, "I'm not staying here, I would feel like a Diamond in a Donkey's Ass"

Diamond in a Donkey's Ass by gwennie68 July 1, 2011

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diamond hoe

the perfect tool for large farms

*hoes 400 blocks* "welp, there goes another diamond hoe"

diamond hoe by ?mypseudonym? June 16, 2020

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Diamond hoe

i useless object, waste of time and money. Good thing to call your siblings and friends

a: you are such an annoying pereson!

b: sure but at least I'm not a diamond hoe :))

Diamond hoe by im just trying to prove stuff August 24, 2020

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diamond miner

A variation of the coal miner. when fisting the person and grabbing the turd, just before extraction donkey punch the individual.

Jared thought that Josh was going to give him a special Valentines gift. Little did Jared know that Josh and Richie were experianced 'alternative' diamond miners.

diamond miner by CoxHall Master March 26, 2007

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Diamond Birthday

When your age matches your IQ.

Hey Joe, Happy Diamond Birthday.

Diamond Birthday by Strikefalcon August 1, 2022

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diamond sword

do you like my sword?

a diamond sword is something you use in minecraft to kill da zombez

diamond sword by abcdefghiiiiiiiiabcdefghiiiiii February 11, 2018

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Diamond White

A cheap, strong cider that tastes of vomit, drunk solely by underage charvers who either have a mate with them who looks over the age of 18 (with maybe some dodgy fake ID) or can somehow manage to convince an adult to go into an off-licence or corner shop to buy it for them. May also be consumed by tramps, plonkies, alkies and other assorted soap dodgers who want to get drunk and simply cannot be arsed about the taste as long as it doesn't take up too much dole money. See also Lambrini, MD 20/20, Vodkat

Charver: "Here how, gan to the shop and get us a bottle o' Diamond White how, 's aanly like a pund a litre!"

Diamond White by GeoNeil June 4, 2007

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