Derek Jeter

A contest in which two guys’ rectums are connected with a rubber tube and both guys eat twelve boxes of raisins; the first person to produce enough pressure to burst the other guy’s colon, wins.

Johnny Damon’s colon was non-existent after playing a three-hour game of Derek Jeter with Jason Giambi.

by hebpro November 6, 2007

Derektrendz

Derektrendz is Instagram famous, but that don't make him nice, he ignores my calls, and he gets too much attention from thirsty girls, Derektrendz is cute, funny, and annoying

"Derektrendz is sooo cute"
"Derektrendz is an ugly tiktoker"

by yourdummy April 30, 2020

Derek Jeter

The most sexiest man alive.

Like when he is batting

by Alexandra November 13, 2003

Derek

Someone who makes friends with your group, and then everyone likes them the most.

Kieren: So I've been friends with Nathan for 3 years, and he invited that new guy Darcy to his party instead of me.
Ethan: Tell me about it! Darcy is such a Derek!

by yorr_marmer October 24, 2010

Gay Derek

A very gay person a chubby ass gay person

man thats a pretty gay derek

by Gay Derek wrote this June 15, 2021

Derek Jeter

A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.

Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.

I just walked in on Derek Jeter sucking A-Rod.

by steve from May 16, 2007

Derek Chauvin

The man who did nothing wrong

Tyrone: 'ave yo heard how that scumbag Derek Chauvin kill my homie George Floyd?
Theo: So? Who cares, it's just a criminal among many. Accidentally killing one or ten won't change shit.
Tyrone: Fuck yo, fuck the Police, all cops are bastards, stop putting us criminals in jail or kill us, Just let us take shit in peace yo!

by anonymous July 6, 2021