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departmental

When your department at work just absolutely loses it, mostly due to attending multiple unecessary meetings that last entirely too long.
Gah! I had 6 meetings this week!? If I have one more meeting I am going to go totally departmental!
by bittygirla June 10, 2007
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Home Depoted

1) To find an empty bin of what you are looking for adjacent to rows of overflowing bins of what you are not looking for.

2) To return to the job site to realize your recently purchased lumber has non-square end cuts.

3) To travel to your local indoor lumber yard to learn they do not carry 14' lumber.
Yet again, I've been home depoted.
by GrassMann July 6, 2010
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Home Depot

A home improvement superstore based around the color orange. Seriously, EVERYTHING IS ORANGE!! You get sick of it so fast. The store is rather boring to shop in and most people only shop there unless they have to.
Person 1: Wanna go to home depot?
Person 2: No, I hate the color orange and shopping there bores me.
Person 1: Okay.
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depotese

Depotese refers to a dialect used on the h'east side of Ottawa, east of Bank St. Its origins can be traced back to Hat, Quebec, its development to a depot on the dark side of town and its defining moment, to a four fingered man named Jean-Luc.

Common attributes of depotese are the use of the letter H in front of all vowels and the pluralization of all nouns. There is a petish to make depotese the official language of Gatineau.
English: "hi friend, can you put the ether in a freezer"

Depotese: "hey h'asshole, can you put the heater in dats freezers for all of the daze"
by Gus the commish November 29, 2011
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depork

When one goes to take a crap after enjoying a diet mostly based on pork products.
"After a night of feasting on ribs and sausages he needed to depork in the morning before he could start his day."
by HonestJon September 23, 2013
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devortion

when the father or mother decided to abort /divorce from each other, while one or more children were being born thus abandoning them in the process
since i was born in devortion i really have no feelings for my dad
by Pesudonymdraon27 November 25, 2017
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Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.
Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.
by mhycro April 17, 2019
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