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Deceptaboss

1. A.) a person who was at one time a boss but has since lost this status. or B.) a person who deceives him or herself into believing that they are a boss.

Such a person exhibits unbosslike characteristics like maximizing ones profit at the expense of friends.

2. the polar opposite of an autoboss; one who false steps like there is no tomorrow.
1. Tony Almeida was the greatest side-kick boss when he was all about helping Jack Bauer, but then he played his bro... what a deceptaboss.

2. This guy Lion goes around acting like he's fly and owns everything. He doesn't. He's the epitome of a deceptaboss.
by Geradimus Prime May 3, 2009
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deceptofile

(n) a person who looks attractive from the side but vastly less attractive to a disappointing degree when they turn to face you. The root is a combination of the words "deceptive" and "profile".

Note: this is different than a "deceptophyle" which is a guy who only has sex with transformers.
From the side, she was a fox, but when she looked at me head on, I realized she was a deceptofile--so disappointing.
by jodyOs November 16, 2009
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deceptious

An extremely, underhanded, deceitful action, thought, idea, belief, value etc.
Deceptious in his thinking as he sought to hide the papers he had recently removed from his fathers briefcase.
by Ned Phillips November 7, 2011
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Decrete

To decrete is to shit.
Gotta decrete, brb.
by Fallalalla December 14, 2011
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Deceptacronk

That that sneaky morning decoy poo you have the morning after eating say, a really spicy pizza with jalapeños, that lulls you into thinking your arse has got away with all the chilli seeds you ate. Shortly followed by what can only be described as a bout of Satan's Marmite.
"I thought I was out of the woods this morning after last night's vindaloo. My morning poo was fine, but it turned out to be a deceptacronk."
by bum chutney October 6, 2013
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Deceptatext

A text message or other social media posting that gives false hope to others.
Man I had a lot of hope that there were going to be survivors of the Korean Ferry Sinking or the Malaysian Airline Crash because of all the news reports about Deceptatext.
by jnorton80 April 18, 2014
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Deceptacon

The deceptacon is when you Coerce a female into sucking your ballsack then slowly moving down to the guche region. Then you thrust ones self forward until tongue enters the arsehole.
The man turned a standard headjob into a deceptacon quicker then she could suck it.
by PTY LTD Putrid February 28, 2015
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