The Morning Deciscion

Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.

Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!

Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!

by SallyMallyHally June 7, 2011

let the dollar decide

When you can't make a decision so you flip a dollar bill.

- Should we order pizza or Chinese food?
- I don't know , let's let the dollar decide.

by sumkorie June 23, 2020

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.

When the editors didn’t publish your definition because they stinky

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.
Goddamnit

by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020

decish

the shortened from of decision, often used in da hood.

Hey guys, we need to get our black asses off of the block, let's make a decish now to post our assholes up on the corner.

by Bee Moo April 22, 2008

decisions

what you aren't good at.

"Have you made a choice?"
"I'm going to follow my dream as an exotic dancer."
"Decisions."

by thoumother.com November 24, 2018

Satan Deciples

A gang ; Under the 6 ; Folk nation and shit ; they fucks with folks (EX. BS, CB, IP, LR, PP, LD, LP, LE, etc.) duh! ; symbols: fork & a devil.

Satan Deciples act like dey hard, but when they see us comin' down da block, dey hide behind cars!!
-LK

by ReinaFernz December 9, 2009

decimal dust

a miniscule amount.

$1.6 Million is decimal dust when it comes to NFL salaries.

by MWMWDuckDUCK January 23, 2018