Dad

A bitch that sits on his ass all day playing poker well making you his slave

dad: go get me a drink
me: you are like 3 steps away from the water bottle
dad: don't get an attitude with me

me" what?

by I don't make sense at all February 2, 2022

Dad

The reason why you were born

Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born

by Sir Robin the not so brave August 27, 2013

Dad

G O N E

Son: mom how do you spell dad
Mom: G O N E

by x_pyro March 21, 2017

Dad

noun. A married male who runs away that normally won’t come back

“Are you gonna be a dad in the future?”
“If I have a ugly child.”

by Where’s dad February 9, 2018

Dad

A mythical creature that disappeared 15 years ago. Only appears during the steamy scenes of movies. When summoned, says, "Hey watchya watching?"
Makes jokes like, "Hey hungry I'm dad."

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad!"

by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack November 12, 2018

Dad

Another word for daddy

Hey dad... want some "sugar"

by Mad.penis February 22, 2017

Dad

a big fap daddy that caresses you at night

shrek:I am your Dad
little child: oh yes

by sony swag man May 31, 2018