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Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food
Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...
by Yourmumwantsit May 19, 2016
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the guy who left when you were 2 years old
Me: where is dad

mom: never to be seen again
by yeetthefeet April 8, 2019
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noun. A married male who runs away that normally won’t come back
Are you gonna be a dad in the future?”
“If I have a ugly child.”
by Where’s dad February 9, 2018
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Your dad is someone you need very much. Your dad is laid back. Your dad will do anything for you. Take a bullet for you. If you have a dad, or will get a dad, never let him out of your life.
My dad makes me a girly peep cake every birthday I have.

It's so sweet of him.
by Daddy's Girl :)) June 7, 2017
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The reason why you were born
Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born
by Sir Robin the not so brave August 27, 2013
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A mythical creature that disappeared 15 years ago. Only appears during the steamy scenes of movies. When summoned, says, "Hey watchya watching?"
Makes jokes like, "Hey hungry I'm dad."
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad!"
by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack November 12, 2018
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White Guy: "Hey my dad is so cool!"
Nigger: "LMAO WHAT'S A DAD?"
by NPKN August 21, 2018
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