A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
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You fake your death then your suddenly in a coma then two minutes later your alive with ‘health problems’
by Kayla has tea November 18, 2020
Get the Pull a doms mug.The Sirius-X10 Doomsday was a major event that took place in the Rex:Reincarnated community and more, it effected the entire layer of void and caused mass chaos for several minutes.
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