Donglebit

The act of masturbating to and the sexual arousal towards the internet... not pornography... just the internet.

Boy 1 - "Oi bro, did you donglebit yesterday? "
Boy 2 - "yesterday? BRO EVERYDAY!!"
*both boys then proceed to high five each other, then pull each others pants down and donglebit each others genitalia*

by flyingbaconsandwich December 15, 2013

Dinkleboo

A stage 5 clinger also categorized as a turd ball hanging from an ass hair

Dude, we went out one time and she is already a dinkleboo

by Osiris944 April 4, 2016

dinklecotton

the word dinklecotton comes from the word dinkleberry, rather than having shit in your ass hair (dinkleberry)
instead you have lose bits of toilet paper in your ass hair. (dinklecotton)

ah fuck I got dinklecotton stuck up my ass again!

by The guy with website humor May 8, 2017

donglephone

A Phablet or Smartphone That lacks Ports

E.g iPhone 7,8, & X models

Google Pixel 2& pixel 2 XL

And The Razer Phone

OH SHIT YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A DONGLEPHONE WHEN YOU CANNOT LISTEN TO DAMN WIRED HEADPHONES!

by Klinkhammer November 27, 2017

Dongle-phones

Headphones with a lightning cord attachment. A combination of the words "dongle", which refers to the lightning cord to headphone jack adaptor, and "headphones".

"Meghan your dongle-phones are disgusting."

by Discolimeade April 21, 2018

Dinkle

A person prone to doing or saying obviously stupid things.

Why can't you put things back where you found them you dinkle!

by Harshbuttrue February 9, 2018

Dankle spankle

My catch phrase

Dankle spankle my wankle

by Lpugz May 9, 2018