Donation

Synonym: "Pledge"

To promise to donate to charity but instead secretly keeping the money whilst taking credit for it.

When confronted, refer to the synonym

"Ms, we did not receive your promised donation"
-- "Yes, you did, I already pledged it".

by NightOwl_00 May 16, 2022

Donation

Is that real!? Did someone give me a million dollars!? No.... It... It can’t be real....

Iam “Did someone give me a 1.5 million dollar donation? Is this real!?”

Hym “It’s probably a scam... and you’re asking ME whether or not reality is real?”

Iam “Eh... You’re probably right...”

by Hym Iam November 11, 2022

Urban Damnation

When you're waiting for Urban Dictionary editors to decide whether or not Urban Dictionary can profit from your free submission or not.

Tariq: Have Urban Dictionary decided whether you're worth exploiting yet?
Beata: No, I'm in Urban Damnation at the moment.

by BourbonFictionary July 6, 2015

flash dominion

The instantaneous feeling of power and authority felt by an individual who has just been promoted at work or recently accomplished some mildly difficult feat. This individual generally tries to appoint menial tasks which are now "below" him/her to his/her peers.

Murph: Man, ever since Stu got licensed he's been bossing me around. I had to make his coffee this morning!
Joe: His flash dominion is turning this place into a modern day feudal system.
*Stu walks by*: Get back to work serf.... I mean Murph.

by A "Valued" Customer December 13, 2016

goo donation

When a strapping young buck helps out the less fortunate by gifting some lucky broad a generous helping of his foamy goo.

"Why do you look so happy despite your visibly shattered pelvic bone?" Christina asked her friend, Margot.
Margot smiled demurely and said, "Buck, that young buck, gave me a hearty goo donation last night."
"Wait," Christina asked, "Are you talking about a human or did you fuck a deer?"
Margot just blushed. "I have a serious problem, Christy-bear."

by WhimsyFox February 23, 2019

Fellation Donation

When a male ejaculates into the throat of a reciptient after recieving such a request.

"the workd cum is sooo ugly i prefer the term fellation donation"

by Chief J May 18, 2020

Amber Donation

A pledge.

Pledging funds to a charity or organization.

Guy 1: "I'm going to make an amber donation to the NAACP."
Guy 2: "So...a pledge?"
Guy 1: "Yes! An amber donation!"

by Magnolious July 2, 2022