Divorce

Future tense of marriage

Divorce comes after marriage.

by LemonPoundCake November 23, 2022

Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household

joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

by SyafinazBinteIrfanBinFandiahma April 4, 2025

Divorce

The funny haha, where the parents move away from each other

“Me and your father are get divorce.”
“Yes we are, haha be happy.”
“Ok.”
You nerd

by Divorcesucks June 5, 2021

Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink

Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.

by anonymous February 11, 2025

Divorce-aversary

The anniversary of signing your divorce papers.

John was throwing a party to celebrate being single again, since it was his 2nd divorce-aversary

by Iggy10 October 7, 2023

Uncontested Divorce

The act of completely winning your divorce and murdering all who hurt you. By allowing your sex addicted spouse to obtain multiple affair partners. Privately file your legal documents . Surprise your spouse by looking them directly in the eye. Call them ugly, fat, stupid and that you never really cared about them. Then imply that they are a total waste of time and space. Arrogantly smile while you leave the moment they are being served with a restraining order , and divorce papers. Meanwhile occulting your knowledge of their extreme abandonment issues, family history of narcissistic cannibalism, psychopathy , and vast knowledge of deadly chemicals.

Investigator : Did read the headline about a crazy spouse arrested for murdering 5 people after being served with papers? Divorce Lawyer: Sounds like a Uncontested Divorce to me.

by Deviled Bacon July 16, 2022