dilf

Dilf is another word for a hot dad that is attractive.

Thomas, your dad is such a dilf 🤪

by sinjindrowner August 25, 2021

DILF

Mr Ping, Po’s dad from Kung Fu Panda.

Person 1: Mr Ping would make a great leader of communist China
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a total DILF

by Glebcon June 25, 2020

Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021

DILF

Dilf: an acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck" (see Dave Grohl)

dave grohl gets better looking with age, 48 today and he's still sexy as ever. dilf!

by sexualharassmentpanda69 October 20, 2017

Dilf

Father that bangs there children

Dad:wanna dilf

Son: heck yea

by Txrboo December 29, 2019

dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023

DILF

DILF: Dad I would like to fuck. Probably buff or making attempts to be buff. Wears t-shirts one size too small, may or may not be tatted. Definitely drives an older model Land Rover. He has a baby mama but minimal drama. Typically well endowed. Is a kinky motherfucker.

I want to bang that DILF.

by MILF Nikki June 20, 2021