cattle

1. Large rudimentary animal that are bred for slaughter and processed into food products
2. Short for 'cattle class' which pertains to flying economy class (or 'coach' in America) on a flight. It is called this mainly because many people are crammed into such a small space for an extended period of time and most of the time are treated like animals.

1. Farmer Joe yelled at Chunter with all of his God given ability "THE CATTLE ARE EATING NOT FOR FUCKING!".
2. A: Did you manage to get a business class ticket?
B: No space left. Have to fly cattle now *long exasperated
sigh*

by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch July 9, 2007

Catted

Copied because copy cat so catted

Bob :Yo bro I just catted your work what you gonna do about it bruv
Tegz: come buck me then bruv you better watch out if I ever here you catted me again your gonna get licked

by Badboyharvbrupgangshit June 15, 2018

Tom Catted

Whens someone takes a massive dump in a public restroom, then walks out without washing his hands.

"I was in stall #3 droppin one off then some guy ran into the stall next to me and blew it up. He wiped once then ran out without washing his hands. WTF i just got tom catted!

by TurdFerguson123 April 25, 2013

big hat, no cattle

a poser.
someone who is tries hard, but still doesnt get it.
someone who brags tremendously about thier doings, but it's all a lie to make them look better.

He's got a big hat, but no cattle.

by crayola March 29, 2004

rape cattle

Phrase used to reference groups of females at clubs that dress similarly and extremely provacative/slutty... yet sneer or get offended at men if they are approached. They instinctively exhibit herd mentality when visiting the bar or bathroom. Lack of any singular intelligence among the group is implied.

See those girls in the mini-skirts huddled together by the bar? You can forget about 'em. Total rape cattle.

by ms.wolfgang March 3, 2011

cattle guard

A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.

by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

cattle drive

The act of being naked and excited in a window, with many people outside to watch. Bonus points if assless chaps, real cowboys, or a branding iron are involved

We woke up and opened the blinds, but my girl pulled a cattle drive watching the sun come up.

by Camel drive June 11, 2017