Cunt-nostril

when one or more people have consumed a large amount of dank chron (weed), and are at the point of temporary paralysis from the neck down.

" dude I am cunt-nostril right now "

Or by adding ED. to the end you can say

" bro I am cunt-nostriled "

by Damo the destroyer June 12, 2016

tired cunt

Tired cunt-
Useless, slow, shit worker, general shit cunt.
Everyone gets sick of a tired cunt really quickly.

"Man drue is useless on the shovel"

"yeah I know he's a fucken tired cunt"

by Hater1313 September 19, 2015

California Cunt Roll

A person from California who is the worst.

See obnoxious, smug, rude.

"Last night at the party I was talking about how I wanted to climb a mountain someday and Whitney kept rudely interrupting me and was gatekeeping hiking."
"What a California cunt roll!"

by votme October 4, 2018

Self weeding cunt

A woman who remains single by making herself repulsive to men.

Yesterdays spinster is today's self weeding cunt.

by Pickyboots March 1, 2010

50 yard cunt punt

When someone runs up and kicks a person in the vagina

Dude.... she got so angry she gave my sister a 50 yard cunt punt!!

by 50cp July 26, 2017

cunt fart

The flatulent expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after penile withdrawal.

"When I pulled out, she actually let a cunt fart rip. It was hard not to laugh, but I managed."

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt

The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.

Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother

by L. Longford July 19, 2010