curl a tom

to have a speedy quick poo

eve: “where are you going”
jack: “to curl a tom”

by jacketh the third January 30, 2025

Pinky Curl

Twisting your wrist out while curling your pinky finger as you are dropping a Monumental Lie.

Agolf Twitler did his Pinky Curl as it usually does before dropping another..
MONUMENTAL LIE.

by WRivers February 5, 2020

Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible

Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling

by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012

curl polymorphism

A naturally occurring condition in which an individual’s hair displays multiple curl patterns, textures, or shapes within the same head or even along a single strand. This variation may be influenced by genetic diversity, follicle shape, environmental conditions, or hormonal changes, and is especially common in individuals with textured or afro-textured hair

Oh darling, I have curl polymorphism it’s when someone has shape-shifting curls. I’ve got everything from 2B waves to 4A coils, all on one head!

by Azira July 31, 2025

Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).

Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.

by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016

concentrated curl

When a BI (pronounced B... I. ie.. Bachelor Innovation ) student decided to work out at the gym and curls 10% of the way then uses one's other arm for the rest of 90%. Concentrated curls are the shiz

Go to UCCS's gym and watch chas do them.

"They're concentrated curls man"

by FlackCannon June 22, 2009

David's Curl

a David's Curl is a thin or thick curled strand of hair lying on the face or forehead.

Cassidy: I like that curly little hair strand on your face.
David: Thanks. I like your pigtails
Cassidy: Thanks, btw lets call that curly hair strand a David's Curl.
David: Sure.

by Gorillidus October 21, 2024