curried dick

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.

Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.

by jamesonsteinsteen March 11, 2011

Curry orgy

When a ton of east indian males get in the back of an Suv and have intense intercourse, taking turns jizzing on each others faces.

Hey Chad I was at the tennis court last night when I saw a ton of indians having a curry orgy, it was awesome!

by G-shiz April 25, 2011

Curtis Wood

an erection that a heterosexual man gets when thinking of or from looking at another man.

I don't want you to think I'm gay, but I got curtis wood after seeing Brad Pitt shirtless in Troy.

by brownwood August 22, 2011

curry comet

A hard constipated shit forced out by a spicy meal containing curry.

Bob: did you finally shit? Your farts were really getting stale.

Jesse: OMG yes!! I ate spicy jungle curry last night that forced it out this morning.

Bob: yeah that's a curry comet!! Works every time.

by Flapjack27 December 29, 2013

Curb Surfing

The process of going through residential neighborhoods just before the city sanitation trucks pick up “bulk trash.” Those items that will not fit in the homeowner's regular trash container are considered “bulk trash.” The residents are instructed to place those items on the curb in front of the house and at a scheduled time the city will pick up everything and dispose of it. The goal is to beat the sanitation truck to the neighborhood so the items on the curb can be searched before the truck arrives.

Here in Dallas Texas, we have been curb surfing since the late 1990s.

Hey Pero, I’m looking for a bicycle lets go curb surfing in Gilbert's neighborhood tonight since bulk trash is picked up in the morning.

by Profit by Dumpster Diving September 9, 2022

DVD curse

Renting a movie and then seeing that same movie on television when you get home.

I rented a great movie but encountered the dvd curse when I got home.

by Kevin Jenkins July 11, 2007

Oliver Curry

A bizzare wooley haired human like creature from the Welsh Border Marches, comes out at night and is not easily tamed, he may bite. Likes Indian food and Metalica.

Boy1:Wow is that Oliver Curry?

Boy2: Yea shall we feed him?

Boy1: No, beter not he might bite.

by Scarlet Poet April 3, 2011