Cumberbatching

The act of giving something a different name because its original one is either stupid or too difficult to understand or pronounce.

- Yo Mix, are you coming to watch the new Dr. strange movie?
- For Christ sake, Stop cumberbatching my name! It's Mxyzptlk!
- Whatever you say, Mixolidy.

by Shaiavr August 2, 2018

Cumblecock

A dick that becomes shy after ejaculation.

He has a cumblecock; little things disappears after cumming.

by FabulousIl$3 October 22, 2018

Cumbleberry

Dried up cum and toilet paper crumbles.

Cumbleberry: When your girlfriend goes out and gets another mans load shot in her. and tries to clean up with toilet paper and comes home and you eat her out and you get a mouth full of cumbleberries.

by PW Stuff n Puff January 4, 2019

Cumbersnatch

An individual who steals or "snatches" cucumbers for sexual gratification.

A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.

Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.

Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.

Person A: "Your sense of humour sucks asshole"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"

Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"

by theboobox February 11, 2020

Cumblastee

A person who receives a heavy load of cum known as a cumblast. Cumblastees may experience mild discomfort or extreme pain depending on the velocity of the cumblast and its momentum.

Hey baby! You're about to become a cumblastee! Grrhghhh...

by Super Infinity Virgin April 8, 2020

Cumbradster

A state of immense pleasure that derived from pain and suffering

I bet those kids are cumbradster-ing in their breeches right now.

by Epicninjagamer123 September 20, 2020

cumberclot

Used as an insult to a person who is also a douchebag, but you ejaculate on them at the same time.

I like you...mmmmmm...even thought you're aaaa.aaaa....CUMBERCLOT!

by Pyroz Blazegate March 15, 2021