Raw Cucumber

A Raw Cucumber is when a male whom is a virgin, "gets freaky" with a female whom isn't a virgin, afterward, the Raw Cucumber, is now the Cooked Cucumber.

"I'm no Raw Cucumber anymore!"

by The Iterus August 12, 2009

Mexican Cucumber

When a man takes the fresh, wet grass from the bottom of his lawn mower, wraps his dick with it, then sticks it in a girl's butt.

Mac: What did you do today?

PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!

Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!

by Pwnholycows December 7, 2011

Morning cucumber

That first-thing-in-the-morning erection, experienced right after you wake up.

After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!

by CrazyPants McGee September 13, 2009

cucumber

1.A sick dick
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck

1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."

by Bootylicious June 23, 2004

Cucumber Smuggler

One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.

Chris and Brad are cucumber smugglers.

by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008

cucumber splash

The woman takes a dump and gives the man a blowjob simultaneously. The cucumber serves the part of the pun here as there are two long hard members, both making a splash.

Suzan gave Garrett a cucumber splash.

by j-yo felony May 23, 2008

vietnamese cucumber

when you fuck a vietnamese chick with a cucmber !

Sean works at the grocery store, Mai Lynn likes his vietnamese cucumber.

by the Bukkake Boyz September 24, 2011