One of the dirtiest moves performed during/after sexual intercourse. The Crying Panda requires the man to be on top
and have impeccable timing. As the man reaches climax he pulls out, ejaculating on the woman's stomach at which point he positions his rectum over the area her thighs meet. Then simultaneously he relieves his bowels and and punches her in both eyes. If successful the end result will should remind you somewhat of a crying panda.
and have impeccable timing. As the man reaches climax he pulls out, ejaculating on the woman's stomach at which point he positions his rectum over the area her thighs meet. Then simultaneously he relieves his bowels and and punches her in both eyes. If successful the end result will should remind you somewhat of a crying panda.
Hey, is it alright if I sleep with your ex?
Yes as long as you give her a crying panda when you're finished.
Yes as long as you give her a crying panda when you're finished.
by NakedMan5000 December 29, 2011
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Gareth: are you cool to come to the cookout tomorrow?
Tanisha: Actually ill be crying all day tomorrow, sorry.
Gareth: cool.
Tanisha: Actually ill be crying all day tomorrow, sorry.
Gareth: cool.
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2) When you get frustrated because no one makes a real attempt to get to know you.
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Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
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Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
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Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."
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Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.
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