crusty piece

some 1 with a scabby penis
Some 1 with a unclean tallywhacker
Smelly piece

Was he big, err no he had a crusty piece

by Nashy Big P September 7, 2020

crusty fuck

An older individual who is dirty in appearance and also an asshole.

"Did you see that old man hit our car with his shopping cart, what a crusty fuck!"

by Travvykenj December 10, 2013

crusty keebler

dried up jizz left all over pants after beating off

cory has crusty keebler all over his shirt

by brent little December 3, 2006

Crusty Hastings

The extreme end of a cigarette, usually a gift from a vagrant or otherwise trashy individual. Like a bust down only way smaller. The dregs.

"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?

by MisterGross March 12, 2013

Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT August 24, 2012

crusty sara

When Sara does not wash the dirty debo out of her vagina for weeks at a time and uses her panties to scrub his dinner plate

Debo thinks his spaghetti taste like tuna casserole must have got a crusty sara

by hehehahajason January 7, 2014

crusty boot

The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.

I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.

by JC4556 June 19, 2007