by Nashy Big P September 7, 2020

by Travvykenj December 10, 2013

by brent little December 3, 2006

The extreme end of a cigarette, usually a gift from a vagrant or otherwise trashy individual. Like a bust down only way smaller. The dregs.
"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?
by MisterGross March 12, 2013

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"
person 2: "..."
person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."
person 2: "..."
person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."
by HHOT August 24, 2012

When Sara does not wash the dirty debo out of her vagina for weeks at a time and uses her panties to scrub his dinner plate
by hehehahajason January 7, 2014

The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.
I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.
by JC4556 June 19, 2007
