Crusty poo

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off

The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out

by Chris2603 November 11, 2016

crusty busted

When a crusty *dirty hobo punk, usually has a dog and raggedy jacket* beats the hell out of you.

Bob: Damn what happened to Jack
Tom: Dude petted this dog and his hobo owner crusty busted him

by Tomsanfranman October 18, 2008

The Crusty Cooch

The best place to get canned coochie in the sea! Get it pickled or deviled, or bvb get a good ol diet cannaed coochie. Now with the release of "Canned coochoe 2" there is now three now flavors! "Stepsister", "Cheatin mama", and "cherry"! (Uncle al yt inc isnt responsible for any injury or sex assault)

"Lets head outta here and go to the crusty cooch for a quick munch. After that let's fuck in the bathrooms." -Natt Peterson

by Пепси человек January 12, 2021

Crusty Couch

A Crusty couch is a piece of furniture used frequently for masturbation.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.

Xavier: Hey Nathaniel, why don't you make you're self comfortable and have a seat!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!

by XXXrolland September 20, 2016

Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT August 24, 2012

crusty boot

The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.

I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.

by JC4556 June 19, 2007

Crusty Pocket

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.

Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!

by sneak fucker July 1, 2011