little pieces of poop, which look like crumbs, that is left behind after the primary poop has been flushed.
by poomp April 11, 2007
Get the poop crumbs mug.by Zorgithatoob August 5, 2010
Get the Crumbsplosion mug.Acts of affection in an imbalanced romantic relationship carried out infrequently by one of the parties in order to give the other party a glimmer of hope that the continuation of the relationship is worthwhile.
"I don't know why Suzy stays with Andy; she dotes on him constantly and all he gives her are occasional love crumbs."
by taggypag March 7, 2010
Get the love crumbs mug.A Peng Warburtons crumpet with Nutella on top which fills the holes in the crumpet meaning it seeps through to the base of the crum
by Crumnut March 26, 2018
Get the Crumnut mug.It looks like that fellow's coffee crumpet has taken a firm pummelling.
Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?
Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?
by Redeeris November 2, 2010
Get the Coffee Crumpet mug.Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.
Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".
by happy diver March 21, 2011
Get the pussy crumbs mug.A man who hits on a woman who is just out of a relationship that ended badly. The woman, devastated, is in a vulnerable and "crummy" position. The man in turn is there to pick up the crumbs, hence, the Crumb Getta.
"You hear? Stacy just got dumped a night before prom." Tyler
"No way, they seemed so happy together." Cole
"It ended really badly, shes a mess." Tyler
"Time for me to move in, I'm a Crumb Getta!" Cole
"No way, they seemed so happy together." Cole
"It ended really badly, shes a mess." Tyler
"Time for me to move in, I'm a Crumb Getta!" Cole
by AC Stunna July 20, 2008
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