crooked eye

When somebody gives you a look with one particular eye almost as if they have a lazy eye because they find you or your children annoying.

My supposed friend gave my baby the crooked eye when she got into my car.

by Dolores Machado January 4, 2010

cookstro

Its a pairing between two American Idol 7 contestants David Cook and Jason Castro.

The term came up by adding surnames "Cook" to "Castro"

In this pairing, David Cook is top while Jason Castro takes the bottom.

Fan #1: "Did you see the insane amount of Cookstro happening during yesterday's show?"

Fan #2: "How could I miss that"

by Ayusama May 25, 2008

croosh

abbreviation for crucial

yo man, that band was croosh!

by melbs September 22, 2005

COOCHIE CROOK

ONE WHO TAKES A COOCHIE AWAY FROM ANOTHER

I AM THE COOCHIE CROOK, DEAL WITH IT!

by SCOE September 25, 2008

Crookedy

Adj. A term used to describe a janky physical human condition with a somewhat light connotation. Solidarity in poor health.

1. My knee is pretty crookedy, I think it might give out on me soon.

2. Look at that sad excuse for a spinal cord. How crookedy!

by Feldman, from across the hall March 29, 2009

Crooked Fence

When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!

Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?

by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009

crook dick

a misshaped penis that looks like a fishing hook.

lex has a crook dick so when he urinates he usually sprays himself. He also has a tiny penis and would be embarrassed if he was in a shower with a chinese toddler.

by Jason Dugan July 31, 2006