crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

Cockered

When you get something sharp in your eyes.

Sir what happened?

I GOT A NEEDLE IN MY EYE

I see you got a cockered

by BottomDop February 20, 2022

COOFERED

string cheese eating full.

WHAT WHY ARE YOU COOFERED IT??

i wanna become cool

by BottomDop February 21, 2022

Crooked butthole

See jaded

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

by Jade Tea March 9, 2022

crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022

Crooked Dick

A cop or policeman who is crooked, on the take, bought off.

He's a crooked Dick.

by Wiseone57 May 6, 2022

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023