Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.
Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."
Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"
Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."
Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"
Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."
by Marti P. B. July 6, 2009
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A town in Tendering, has 3 schools, clacton county high, colbayns and bishops park. Has a shit town centre. It is mainly filled with old moaning people and tons of chav's thinking they own the place. it has a coast which is nice.
by Person from Clacton May 25, 2009
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Guy 1: So my girlfriend is pissed at me today.
Guy 2: Why? What happened?
Guy 1: Well, last night I was going down on her and she kept saying she couldn't really feel it all that well. So I gave her the old Arizona Cactus Prickle and she hasn't spoke to me since!!
Guy 2: HaHa!!! Damn!!!
Guy 2: Why? What happened?
Guy 1: Well, last night I was going down on her and she kept saying she couldn't really feel it all that well. So I gave her the old Arizona Cactus Prickle and she hasn't spoke to me since!!
Guy 2: HaHa!!! Damn!!!
by ASP Drunk July 31, 2009
Get the Arizona Cactus Prickle mug.Emoji used to "Flip the bird" or use you middle finger. Often used to joke around, but it is rarely used seriously.
1. (Not serious) I totally should've won that game of Team Deathmatch, 🌵🌵🌵 *insert cactus emoji here*
2. (Serious) You didn't go to my party to be with your girlfriend? 🌵 *insert cactus emoji here* you, dude.
2. (Serious) You didn't go to my party to be with your girlfriend? 🌵 *insert cactus emoji here* you, dude.
by Blessed Empire March 9, 2014
Get the cactus emoji mug.noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.
Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.
by Norah The Explorer September 16, 2009
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