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Simon Cowell Effect

This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.
A: That Cheryl Cole is so popular...why do you think it is?

B: Must be the Simon Cowell effect....
by Supersare June 28, 2011
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coowee

A babyish way of saying hello to anyone. You parents may say this to you aswell in order to annoy you because they think it's funny
Mom: Cooweeeeeeeeee!

Son: *sigh of humiliation*
by pruneo July 26, 2011
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Coheed and Cambria

A fascinating metal-emo combination. To those who say Claudio's vocals are girlishly high, I have two words:

Led Zeppelin.

Who among you would argue that Robert Plants amazing vocals are appropriately low for a male?

Tool kicks ass too, but open your damn minds for a second. I own all of Tool's and Coheed & Cambria's CDs. It's diversity, dipshit.
by Ahmed November 21, 2004
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cowbell

A skit from Saturday Night Live that is completely overrated and that people talk about when they want to appear funny. Such morons are also known to use such overrused words as "random," "cheese," "crack," and "monkey" in an attempt to get a laugh.
"Oh my gosh! You have got to be smoking crack, you crazy monkey! You must need more cowbell! Ah! I'm so random! Cheese!"
by Janay C February 23, 2006
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Cowbell

Cowbell is a percussion instrument.
The cowbell was added to the standard drum set by the famous drummer and cowboy farmer, John Bonham of the band Led Zeppelin.
by triaspolitica January 25, 2014
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Simon Cowell

A funny, intelligent, honest, not to mention sexy judge on American Idol. Yes, the show is shit. He, however, is not. He's the only judge who actually has an opinion, and he gives it freely. He speaks his mind.
by Ophelia Desdemona May 3, 2005
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Simon Cowell

A judge on American Idol who is known for being brutally honest towards contestants. However, little do people know that Mr. Cowell is simply playing a role; he is often considered to be the 'bitchy one' out of the trio which people either love him or hate him for.

Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.
Simon Cowell himself even admitted that part of his antics were for sheer publicity reasons, not because he actually cared about giving a proper critique.
by Pragmatic Realist December 12, 2007
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