Courtney

A bitch that is slutty and Canadian.

Bradley:have you seen Courtney.
Teddy: what that slut!

by Canadianhaterbj102 November 27, 2019

Courtney

The most sneaky and rude person ever. Almost always plays volleyball and will take your man no question cause she doesn’t have a heart. She will ruin your life because she wants it for herself. She doesn’t teally care about your man she’s just thinks he’s got. Overall she’s a bitch and isn’t trustworthy

No way your man cheated on you with Courtney too

by Got played November 12, 2019

Courtney

Courtney is the most caring and protective person you will ever meet but with that she can play you like a mf she’s pretty as fuck and can get anyone she wants at any time without even having to try she can make you feel special with no feelings at all but also be the biggest simp ever if she’s that into you you can trust her with anything and you don’t have to feel unsafe around her unless you fuck up which you better not fuck up because she can beat anyone’s ass in a heartbeat with no hesitation what so ever she’s also a very good fighter and gets what she wants when she wants it to without having to ask because she’s that good

Person 1: oh my god did you see that fine ass girl walking down the hallway

Person 2: Oh yea bro that’s Courtney

by anonymous January 10, 2022

Courtney

A Courtney is a blond girl who will steal and eat your soul and must be kept on a leash at all times. Courtney’s are wild things that must be watched at all times or it will eat and massacre everyone and thing. Courtney’s have trouble in relationships as they tend to lead on guys and then eat them while taking their souls. You can spot a Courtney as they are often blond and look innocent but they are not as innocent as they look. Beware if you see a Courtney do not engage or they will lead you on and kill you.

That Courtney looks suspicious

by Toe sucker 3000 February 2, 2020

Courtney

A women in her 20’s, has Autism and a dump truck.

A normal conversation for someone with the name Courtney would go something like “Autism is more expensive then Orange.” Enough said….

by Big ol B**** May 7, 2023

Courtneyed

The act of sleeping with a football team, most of your family members and is jealous of latinas with big booties.

Derived from the house of Thomson from the land of serpents in the Middle East.

Can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective.

-Bro did you hear about that one girl that Courtneyed John and Tony?
-Nah bro I heard about that one girl and a football team
-It's the same girl brooooo!!!

by Therealboywonder September 24, 2016

Courtney

She is an amazing and wonderful girl. The best thing that will ever happen to you and she'll change your life forever. Smart and intelligent who gets all the dirty and racist jokes. Who's hobbies include great music, talking and being a kink.

That Courtney is so fucking beautiful, I want her so bad!

She's definitely not as hot as a Courtney.

by Unisbitch May 18, 2018