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courtesy flush

Over 50 and never heard of the courtesy flush. I figured once it's out it's out and hide your head and run.
I suppose an example could be as soon as your ready to go, flush and at least the noise helps cover up any noise. God forbid there be noise. I've tried to wait until the entire BR was empty feeling so self conscience about something no one but I do, right??????.....Never fail, soon as I hit the door and almost get my butt to the seat here comes someone. Tricky part, making it go back up until the room is empty. Well I no longer wait for an empty room but am sure excited to learn about this courtesy flush thing. And it really works???????...I'm going to the store now to test this and will report back.
by kathy, the other one September 21, 2006
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courtesy wipe

you nut on a girl and you use her hair to wipe your cock.
Jane is such a newb; after giving me the most phenomenal blowjob ever she didn't even have the common gall to offer me a courtesy wipe.
by Chris Norton January 24, 2007
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courtesy blow

You just burped and its really rank so you blow it away as a courtesy.
Renee: man i'm so full....(burp)(blow) <----courtesy blow
by Klani June 30, 2008
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Courtesy Poke

The act of poking someone on Facebook that you either don't know well or don't have any desire to poke in the literal sense just to be civil.
I'm not really into this guy that friended me on FB but he keeps poking me so I keep sending him courtesy pokes just to be polite.
by NYCBullDog January 26, 2011
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Courtesy splash

When you're taking a shit and the turd splashes a little water on your ass, helping you with the post-dump cleaning process.
"I just dropped a corny boulder. Good thing it gave me a courtesy splash, or I would have been wiping for hours."
by MysteryStain January 2, 2009
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Courtesy Clap

when you know you have the clap but you sleep with someone anyway because you hate them, thus passing on the clap, courtesy of you.
Bro 1: Man, I slept with Kendra last night
Bro 2: Dude She is such a bitch! Why would you go there?
Bro 1: Don't worry man, I gave her the Courtesy Clap, she won't be back.
by krystaljackson September 2, 2009
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courtesy tap

verb: an act of sex following a pricey (over $15) dinner, where the benifactor of the dinner reciprecates out of politness. Can be both passive and active.
After that ho bought my dinner, I had to giver her a little courtesy tap. I mean, that bitch was nasty, but Red Lobster sure is fine.
by Tank Morris and Clutch Kerley January 12, 2004
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