by jeb102385 May 20, 2013
Get the cough droppedmug. A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.
Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.
by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023
Get the Nuclear Coughmug. A batty cough means a fart.
Batty means bum and you cough so put it together and it is a batty cough, which is a fat.
Batty means bum and you cough so put it together and it is a batty cough, which is a fat.
by Emdog_ October 26, 2017
Get the batty coughmug. The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
by John Whitaker October 13, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's coughmug. by diggle whisper June 16, 2017
Get the doobie coughmug. A derogatory term referring to COVID-19 and the president of the country who boasts the most cases and deaths of anywhere else in the world.
You didn't catch the Trump Cough while you were in the States did you? Nah, I had a test this morning.
by Wolfgang Kesselring June 26, 2020
Get the Trump Coughmug. by anonymous October 1, 2021
Get the Pearson coughmug.