cottageing

Hanging around public toilets and spying over men's penises for sexual gratification.

Tony was arrested last monday for cottageing

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

Cottager

A person involved in cottaging

A male who engages in the act of homosexual relations in a public place with passerbys and sometimes a complete stranger. Often a public toilet or simular places

Jeff is a first time cottager and wants to one day suck of a complete stranger in a public toilet

by Ólafur Pétur Ágútsson September 13, 2005

Cottaging

the persuit of homosexual "Acts" of an anonymous nature in pubilc lavatories via a small and well crafted hole in the cubicle wall to ensure

"Please excuse me a second Nathanial, I'm going to check out the cottaging facilities"

"Ow" exclaimed Bowden "My Japseye seems to contain an angry splinter. I know i should have sanded the cottaging hole"

by James November 11, 2003

thatched roof cottages

Cottages in the kingdom of peasantry whose roofing material made for easy burnination from the likes of trogdor.

Burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!

by MC93 August 5, 2004

cottagecore

An Aesthetic. I just wanna live in a cottage with my wife and we can have a garden of flowers and toadstools and make pie with the berries we picked wearing our aprons and dresses.

Lesbian 1: woah those mushroom earring look pretty cottagecore.
Lesbian 2: thanks, that was the look I was going for.

by ree mar see December 6, 2020

Clottage cheese

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese

Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017

Cottageing

A brittish slang word for anonomous gay sex in a brittish public toilet, or cruising for sex with a stranger( brittish public toilets used to look like cottages.). giveaways of cottageing are removed light bulbs and holes in the cubicle walls.

Oi mate fancy going cottageing. or, would you mind taking a look at this.

by cottage man April 28, 2011