Cosby Story

A Cosby story.
A story so bad it almost instantaneously sends you to sleep, like going on a date with Bill Cosby.

"So, it all started when my father, a pediatric nurse, saw the baby and decided to keep it, and that's m-"
"Aye my nigga, this shit so boring you could call it a Cosby Story"

by IlliterateAussie A.K.A. Aussie October 5, 2018

Getting a Cosby

A women being drugged at an event, party or hotel room, without her knowledge or consent.

Leanne ended up getting a Cosby at the rave, thank goodness, we took her home.

by One for the records books. March 29, 2015

The Cosby Car

A taxi you always seem to fall asleep in.

Man, have you ever fallen asleep in The Cosby Car?

by rnkn April 14, 2017

Cosby rape

Forced Rape: intercourse by forced sex, without consent or acceptance.
By the other person, or said family or other person being objectively raped.

Turned into a whore, in the eyes of public society.

Cosby: Doobidy! Doo! Wow! Zow! Bing! Bang! In! The! Hole!

Cosby rape: Wow! Zow! My! Mad! Cat! My! Big! Stick! Is! Ready! For! The! Vanilla! Pudding!
These Cats! Let! me! Do! Anything! Cus! im! African!

*Travon martin*
*OJ Simpson*
"Etc"

by Wicked_Devistation May 26, 2016

Bill Cosby

Unpopular or man of the hour, the law was not on Bill Cosby's side when he got locked up, because the law is not on anybody's side and never was. The machine/system is there to process and not to wonder about who it processes through, and despite peole who haven't done anything illegal sitting in jail or prison, and people who have murdered somebody being free, people still try to seriously tell you the machine/system works (for everybody, it's a win win for everybody).

If Bill Cosby did what they said he did, justice wasn't done today (not for his accusers, a guy that should be in prison is now free). If he didn't do what they said he did, justice wasn't done today (a guy that did nothing illegal sat in prison for years of his life over nothing, and won't get the time with his family back, and if suspicion wasn't tied to his name before, he can forget clearing his name, not to mention the money he spent to go to court that he will never get back).

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

The Cosby KO

When you get a girl a drink that makes her fall asleep with her mouth open.

Jason: I gave Nicole The Cosby KO.
Me: Giggity.

by YO YO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO September 18, 2019

bill cosby

Bill cosby is a verb

bill cosby is a verb

by bill cosby is a verb March 9, 2020