cottage

vt. "to cottage" - to engage in activities associated with a cottage

jamie loves to go cottaging

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

Cottage Cum

When the off product of sexual activity after orgasm is chunky, like cottage cheese.

Everything was going great until she cottage cummed all over my backpack...not cool man.

by 7brett7 March 2, 2008

Costanzaed It

Costanzaed It--the art of taking a seemingly sure thing and somehow fumbling it away, usually due to a temporary and false sense of empowerment or boldness.

Based on the Seinfeld character George who repeatedly snapped defeat from the jaws of victory.

Also: present tense "Costanza It", or to "Pull a Costanza"

1. Man, I sure Costanzaed It with that chick. We were sucking face and I asked her if she and her sister would go for a ride on the threeway freeway. She ditched me faster than a cat can lick its ass.

2. Dude, you have a Recession Beard. Don't Pull a Costanza on the job offer by asking for Rock Star Parking and mo money.

by ditchdigger May 1, 2009

cottage cheese legs

The legs of a woman that have various noticible dimples due to the amount of cellulite.

That fat girl needs a different prom dress. Her cottage cheese legs are showing.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

contagidiginosis

In the words of Heather Brewer, "Apparently, it eats away the lining of the stomach like acid and comes from cross-eyed antelopes in Africa" (Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Tenth Grade Bleeds).

I can't go to the dance tonight, I've got contagidiginosis.

by c-unit88 February 28, 2011

Dirty Costanza

The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.

Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.

by BreatheThis January 13, 2009

COSTA DEL MAR

UPSCALE SUNGLASSES, THAT ARE WORN BY PREPS,RICH PEOPLE, AND SOME FINANICALY ABLE POSERS

DRAKE&JOSH ARE THE PREPPIEST KIDS IN OUR SCHOOL, THEY HAVE COSTA DEL MARS

by DMW.JST October 23, 2008