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birf control 

Preventing pregnancy by choosing to engage in anal intercourse.
She's paranoid about making babies so we had to use birf control.
birf control by Drunky McKrunky September 21, 2008

maintenance control 

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.

Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce 

The ability, no, the art form of being able to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce is monumentally critical to one's survival. Otherwise known as "BOOCWGLITS", this talent enables the beholder to take copious amounts of drugs without entering "the sauce". The sauce is the point where you are so inebriated you cannot come back. BOOCWGLITS is an amazing feat that few possess. Remaining calm and in control while still feeling the affect of drugs is booling out control without getting lost in the sauce
"Bro how was the party?"

"Dude, I don't even remember I was so wasted"

"You just need to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce!"

Boner Control 

When a male develops an erection at an inconvenient time, most of the time while in public,and he has the will power or "control" to get rid of the erection or "boner"
As Jim was sitting in class about to give his english report he suddenly sprang a boner out of no where. Luckily for Jim he had develped boner control over the past summer and got rid of his boner with only a few seconds until he had to stand up in class and do his report.Once again boner control saved the day.
Boner Control by Johnny Cockex November 26, 2007

out of control 

the state of being completely insane, or out of mind
Susanne, on a scale of 1-10, thats definately a 7 which rounds up to be a ten, so you are basically out of control!!!

broin' out of control 

When "bro's" have too much to drink and get out of control.
"Chad just polished off that bottle and is starting fights with everyone, he's totally broin' out of control."