Constance

An old black lady. Only old black ladies have the name Constance. Don’t be fooled by people such as Constance Wu. She’s not real. Constance is most likely a heavy church goer who is a part of working in reformation with new teens. Nice lady, somewhat wrinkled face.

Person 1: Dude what’s the name of the reformation lady?
Person 2: Oh her name is Constance.

by Am3ricanSniper May 6, 2019

constantiam

A minecraft server run similarly to 2b2t but not related, The owner and admin is James Rustles

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Want to go play on constantiam?

by JoeyC9 November 12, 2017

constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.

Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

constanipple

When you constantly have erect hard nipples

I should’ve worn a padded bra today , I have constanipple

by Rae-vyn June 6, 2018

contanister

You hold stuff in one of these. kind of like a container, but different.

A band called "punching foster" wrote a song about a contanister. Listen to the song. It's called "contanister"

by Freddy Mercury September 22, 2003

constapissed

When you know you have to piss but can't or you have a hard time pissing

Tom: Dude Mark I can't piss man quit watching me.

Mark: You must be constapissed

by Big C from the 985 January 6, 2009

Contanister

When Container and Cannister are not good enough, you need a "Contanister".

Person#1: Man, I have all this rice, what should I put it in?

Person#2: I have a great contanister that I usually use for that

by JayBee123wesrgdfh October 14, 2008