constafart

when you are farting continuously

After eating chili and beans I had a constafart going the rest of the day.

by 3pharmacychicks April 1, 2010

consistitize

to make consistent

Please consistitize the look and placement of the company's logo across all marketing materials.

by debsydell August 3, 2010

Constant Commentor

Someone who feels the need to comment or click the "like" button on every status, photo, update, etc. on facebook

I was looking at Kayla's facebook page and I saw that Jim was being a constant commentor on everything she does!

by mitchalicious June 15, 2011

Consta-Text

(verb): The act of continual text messaging with one person over a long period of time.

"Oh my gosh, Katie, guess what? Eric and I have been consta-texting for three days. He's totally into me"

by Pun Lover October 2, 2012

constalution

(noun) (1)a revolution that never ends; (2) a state of constant change, flux, or evolution.

Since the break up of the Soviet Union, the Ukraine has been in a state of constalution.

by tlanni2 April 11, 2014

conostrilundrum

the most difficult instrument to play in the known universe, some say it can play whole orchestras level of music at once. only one man is known to master this instrument. that man is john hassall.

pete - oi john, play us a song on the conostrilundrum.

john - alright.

by youre mum October 17, 2014

Confisteal

To confiscate something for your own use.

Jennifer bought that gallon jug for sweet tea but I confistealed it to water my plants.

by Buzzyrd June 2, 2015