Concubine

A sex bitch.

John: "Abbi is my concubine."
Nick: "You mean she is your sex bitch?"

by Nick Fish November 30, 2014

Condused

When you are Confused but you don't care enough to ask the person to repeat or explain what they just said.

Chloe was telling a really, REALLY long story that did not make sense at all, Julia and Will were confused but didn't really care to here what she was talking about as they were late for a VIP party, so together they exclaimed "I'm CONDUSED!"

by WHATTTTY WHAT WHAT? December 29, 2010

concs

Short for concubines.

This trip would've been a lot better if we brought some concs. My hand is getting tired.

by danlikesbikes April 11, 2007

concussion cock

when someone with foreskin fakes a concussion to get out of a football game.

"concussion cock sucks"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

CONCUSIONATOR

One who wacks his wang very often.

Ru is in their giving his johnson a
concusion.

by CLEATUS November 12, 2004

Concussion Grenade

1.) An anti-personnel device that is designed to damage its target with explosive power alone.

2.) A type of fart where hopefully the Boom warns you before the Shock wave hits, usually resulting in holding one's breath and calling an O-ring repair doctor.

1.) "The perpetrator was neutralized by a concussion grenade."

2.) "Oops! Did u just hear that concussion grenade, quick plug your nose!!"

by Firehawk21_2001 March 17, 2014

liver concussion

When you drink so much, it's literally as if you hit your liver over it's tiny head with an alcohol mallet and it has a concussion.

If you have liver concussion you're probably hanging like a bitch.

mannnn I drank so much last night I got a liver concussion

by raquelley May 9, 2011